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Lance : ( talking to kuron) YOU NOT MY DAD UGLY ASS MOTHER F***** DOO DOO HEAD

So random

Keith : ( enters room) hello its me

Lance : I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE T0 MEET TO GO OVER EVERYTHING

Keith : God fucking damn it lance

Shiro :  (breaks door)  LANGUAGE

RANDOM

Sign : male bathrooms

Pidge : (walks in) hello, hello I'm not where I'm supposed to be

Ebrbdv random

Allura :  wait so lance why do you want me to say this infront of Keith?

Lance : princess this will make you happy.

Allura : hmm OK

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Allura walks into Keith room

Allura :that's why i love nestle crunch

Keith :  bangs head against wall

Allura : Keith why the quiznack did u do that?

Keith : do what?

Allura : when I said " that's why I love nestale crunc-

Keith : bangs head against wall again

Allura : Keith what the fuck

Shiro : breaks wall. LANGUAGE

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