Vampire: So, there's a 4ft tall wine glass at the store...
Alchemist: Don't you fucking dare.
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Vampire, arriving home with the wine glass: Mistakes were made.
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i would buy it too tbh
Vampire: So, there's a 4ft tall wine glass at the store...
Alchemist: Don't you fucking dare.
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Vampire, arriving home with the wine glass: Mistakes were made.