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Pomegranate Cookie: Time freezes for everyone but you for one day. What do you do?

Night Raven: Oh...I'd mildly trouble everyone.

Pomegranate: Alright, so what would you do?

Night Raven: I'd shave a 1-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Night Raven: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.

Night Raven: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Night Raven: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.

Night Raven: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.

Pomegranate:

Pomegranate: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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