Devil: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Angel Cookie: Devil, no! That's not how you make cookies, friend!
Devil: Floor it?
Angel: Devil, no!
Devil: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!
Angel: DEVIL, YOU'RE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Devil: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!
Angel: DEVIL, P L E A S E-
and then his house burned down
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