Lovecraftian Horror: YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME HERE, MORTAL. WHY DO YOU CROSS THROUGH MY DOMAIN?
Vampire: I was on my way to the kitchen for more wine and I got lost.
Lovecraftian Horror: YOU ENDED UP IN THE TWELFTH PLANE OF TORMENT ON YOUR WAY TO THE KITCHEN?
Vampire: I am not a clever man.
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