Behind The Cutscenes: Super Mario

uwu natural selection blue shell

Lakitu: ok ummm uwu the race is starting in like 3 seconds uwu get ready ummmm uwu 3 2 1 uwu go! i stan Toad!

Toad: Thanks baby! *skrrs off in his weeb kart for weebs like him as he is a weeb yes he is a weeb*

Mario: YAHOO BITCH! *skrrs past the weeb called toad who is most definitely a weeb*

Waluigi: *flying past in a minecraft boat as he is God* SKRRT SKRRT FUCKERS

Luigi: *kind of dead on the floor according to game theory as he crashed into a wall several times rip* 

Peach: *obeying traffic laws like a nerd* EXCUSE ME LET ME PAST

Waluigi: *literally has already won the race in his minecraft boat as he is god and speed and also is on crack* i am speed

Daisy: *drowning in a pond* help me bitch

Wario: *actually trying to come 2nd and isnt being a weirdo like everyone else, good job wario*

Mario: *skrring round the track because hes a tryhard* I AM GOING TO WIN

Waluigi: umm no i already did that you cretin *angels descend from waluigiland and hover around him*

Rosalina: my kart has no wheels

Yoshi: *eating the wheels of rosalinas kart* i am still alarmed

Waluigi: jesus, take the wheel

Jesus: *takes wheel from yoshi and eats it to assert his dominance*

Yoshi: I AM EXTREMELY ALARMED

Daisy: *also dead in the pond*

Bowser: *haha has come 2nd bc everyone forgot he was there* haha stupid croissants

Toad: *screamy screamy throws blue sheelly like a weeb* SHELL TIME BITCH

*blue shell hits Toad because the weeb forgot he was currently in 1st place*

Peach: *still being a nerd and obeying traffic laws*

Toad: *dies as game theory has said that if you are hit by a blue shell you die uwu natural selection bitch*

*the ones who havent died finish the race*

Waluigi: anyway, i am god now so goodbye, mere mortals *floats up to waluigiland with holy music playing, still in his minecraft boat*

Mario: i knew we couldn't beat him...

Peach: why? 

Mario: he has an acacia boat, only true gods use acacia