Behind The Cutscenes: Super Mario

this was a very bad idea i am alarmed i would like to leave please help uwu papi

*The start of the music video for Everybody by BSB plays*

Luigi: Why are we standing in front of a horror-movie, abandoned, old, scary house that probably has a murderer waiting inside?

Mario: Because it would be convenient for a horror movie, cue the lightning

Bowser: *slams Koopa into a wall* THUNDER

Mario: I said lightning but ok *walks inside really sketchy mansion*

Daisy: In a horror movie, this would be considered a bad idea

Waluigi: In any circumstance, this would be considered a bad idea

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Mario: stop being narrator and get the fuck inside

Daisy: I think Mario is gonna kill us all if we go in

Mario: Omg Daisy, the only reason why I have a knife is because I'm gonna cut steak.

Daisy: Oh, okay...Wait what

Mario: *dragging everyone in with magical strength he kinda stole from the demons but we don't talk about that* COME IN KIDDOS

Peach: I CALL ASSAULT

Bowser: mm yes daddy please pull my hair omg uwu papi *soft moan*

Mario: umm whatthefuck

Luigi: ok you two can go fuck off somewhere

Yoshi: *chewing a table* i am alarmed

*weird howl noise and the doors slam shut*

Waluigi: OH GOD NO IT'S THE FURRY ATTACK! RUN! *runs faster than the speed of light, the sonic theme playing softly as he escapes*

Yoshi: *has inhaled the table* I AM ALARMED

Luigi: *screaming as he holds onto the chandelier* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Waluigi: *voice very distant* THE FURRIES

Peach: what is going on?

Mario: *trying to push Bowser off him* I don't know

Daisy: Yeah this was a very bad idea

Yoshi: *photosynthesised a chair* I AM EXTREMELY ALARMED

Mario: It's not THAT bad of an idea, this place isnt even scary

* demonic screaming*

Luigi: I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE PLEASE *scream*

Bowser: SAVE ME DADDY UWU *hugging Mario*

Mario: NO HOMO

Bowser: NO HOMO, DADDY

Luigi: I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE PLEASE *big scream*

Rosalina: *teleports in* aye ya'll wanna leave?

Waluigi: *Naruto runs in with a demon in a fursuit chasing him* I ONLY SAID KPOP WAS FOR WEEBS, LEAVE ME ALONE! *Naruto runs out*

Rosalina: what in the cinnamon toast fuck is going on here?

Daisy: just get us out of here

Rosalina: aight, but i need an explanation later

*Rosalina uses some magic to teleport them out because Mario has shit ideas*

Daisy: i told you this was a bad idea

Mario: eh whatever

Yoshi: *consuming tree* I AM STILL ALARMED