Elementally Bionic [SLOW UPDATES!!!]

The Bionic 500

OKAY I AM WHEEZING BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO I WATCHED.

HOW DO YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" SWALLOW A DOGS WEEZER IN THE CHEW TOY?

On the other hand....

THIS STORY HAS MORE VIEW THAN IVE EVER IMAGINED AND IM ECSTATIC SO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU GUYS MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUEEEEEE!!!!!

On with the update...

Bree groaned as she slammed the front door closed. "This new neighbor has got to go!"

"I agree. I say we take him to the Ohio river and dump him there. Or far out in the ocean." I yawned tiredly.

"While I'm equally for it and disturbed by that vision.... we can't do it." Chase trailed off.

"Says who?"

"Says the Law." He stressed. "Why does he keep racing his car up and down our street every night?" He asked turning back to the topic at hand.

"Oh, I know this one." Adam said excitedly.

"No you don't, Bro." I shook my head at him.

"To get to the other side." He finished.

"He clearly has no respect for my Beauty Sleep. It takes at least 8 hours to look this good, ten if you want the 'Leo' glow." Leo pointed out gesturing to his face.

"So how many hours do you usually get then, 4?" I asked sassily.

"I can't believe I have to wake up to this." Mr. Davenport groaned walking next to us.

"I can't believe I have to wake up to that." Leo and I spoke in sync gesturing to his cheetah print pajamas.

"This is Italian silk, a cheetah wishes he looked this good."

"So, before therapy then when the sad part of his brain is talking?" I asked with a faux smile causing my siblings to let out a laugh.

"A Cheetah would have the decency to cover that up with a robe." Bree deadpanned. He glared at us before storming to the door.

"Hey Pierce get your car off my lawn!" Davenport yelled at the car. "Let's see how he likes my new high power sprinkler system." He presses a few buttons before storming outside and pressing a couple more. "And set to 'monsoon'. Ha! He's stuck in the mud!" Davenport cheered pointing out. Then the mud our Next Door Douche was stuck in sprayed all over Davenport.

"Not anymore." Leo shrugged and closed the door.

"Adam, carry me back to my capsule." I whined becoming dead weight, and because he loves me so, he did.

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I honestly didn't care about the Locker reassignment, as long as I had a locker, I was chill, so I went to school at a normal time and was talking with Adam as we waited in line.

"Wait, I thought this was the line for lice check." He sucked out a breath before walking off. I began putting my hair up.

"So, I've been around him all morning, Chase, remind me to get some lice stuff after school today." He nodded in agreement before turning back to Leo.