These are conversations I've had or references I've made that confuse people because of my nerdiness. If you can relate raise your hand.
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At school:
Me: *steps outside* Oh My Stars it's hot out here.
Teacher: Did you seriously just say 'oh my stars'?
Me: Maybe... *blushes and walks away*
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Also at school
Me: *ranting* The bloody shank had no reason to do that! She wasn't part of the conversation!
Friend: *confused look* I don't understand..
Me: You wouldn't.
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Before exams
Friend: I'm sure I failed. That was awful. What about you?
Me: *shrugs*
Friend: Well what if you failed?
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.
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At the grocery store:
My sister: You can get you a drink if you want.
Me: Nah. I'm good.
Later at the checkout:
Me: *sees soda*
Me: *in British accent* If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.
Sister: What?
Me: Mewling Quim
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At School:
Me: Okay, who's your favorite Avenger?
Friend: Superman
Me: *loud gasp* Get out of my sight.
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Also at school:
Me: *passes friend* On your left.
Friend: Will you stop saying that?!
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Me: *on September 7th* IT'S NEWT DAAAYYYYY!
Friends: *confused looks*
Me: Never mind.
For all mah Maze Runner fans, Newt..
yah know... on page 250. The 250th day of the year is September 7th. Hence, Newt Day.
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Me: I love Percy Jackson honestly.
Friend: Oh yeah! I love those movies.
Me: The Peter Johnson movies are trash. Read the books.
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Me: *after watching endgame*
Me: *relentlessly sobbing*
My Dad: Will you stop crying already?! They're not even real!
Me: *through tears* They are to me!
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Watching Spider-Man Far From Home in my livingroom-
Me: Peter is such a bean.
My sister: You're weird.
Me: I can't believe you've done this.
My sister: *glares*
Me: What, you didn't see that coming?
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While Playing Kahoot in Class:
Me: *sets my nickname as Natalie Rushman*
Another student: Who is 'Natalie Rushman'?
Me: *gasps* If you don't understand my references, then we can't be friends.
(For those of you who have never played Kahoot, it's a game we play online at school for review. You can set your name as whatever you want as long as its appropriate.)
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On my birthday:
My Sister: So what kind of birthday cake do you want?
Me: Blue.
My sister: What flavored cake?
Me: Blue. I need a Blue cake, and that's that.
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Random Fandom Stuff
RandomDifferent Stuff from different Fandoms. From Memes to One Shots. the fandoms include: The Lunar Chronicles Marvel Percy Jackson The Selection The Hunger Games The Fault in Our Stars The Maze Runner and other stuff.
