Chapter 6:

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(3rd person POV)

Kyle walked up to the bus stop.

He immediately grabbed Kenny and squeezed him in a VERY tight hug.

"Oh Kenny, I'm so glad you're okay!" He sobs.

"Y-you remember?" Kenny asks, pulling Kyle back.

"Of course I remember killing you!"

Stan and Cartman both look up, wide eyed, at their friends.

"Wh...what happened?" Stan asks, putting his phone away.

"Oh... uh..." Kenny mumbles. He looks at Kyle, who nods.

"Well... Kyle killed me." Kenny replies. "It hurt too."

"I'm so so so so so so sorry!" Kyle cries. "This whole thing got out of hand!"

"It's okay dude, I asked you to do it." Kenny smiles.

"What, are you two in love or something?" Cartman joked.

"I... uh... don't really think I'm his type..." Kenny replied.

"Oh no, you are." Kyle replied.

"What?" Kenny spins around to face him. "I thought you were asexual?"

"I am. But I'm still attracted to people. I just don't feel sexual."

"Oh that is just so good to know." Cartman mumbled.

"Kenny... if you were killed... how are you still alive?" Stan asks shakily.

"Welp, guess the cats outta the bag. I'm immortal." Kenny replies.

"What?" Stan asks, stepping away from Kenny.

"I die everyday, but I come back. Every morning I wake up in my bed."

Stan just plain falls trying to run.

Cartman looks shocked, but doesn't run, Kyle looks embarrassed, and Kenny is smiling.

It was nice to know that everybody understands him, at least for now.

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