Cute K2 (crazy Kyle)

Chapter 5:

(Kyle's POV)

I sat on the couch in my living room, watching Terrence and Philip.

My parents had taken Ike to temple and told me to make sure that the house doesn't get robbed.

My fucking parents.

We don't live in New Jersey anymore, no ones gonna rob us in small town Colorado.

The doorbell rings, so I get up to answer it.

And who do you think was standing on my porch? None other than Kenny McCormick.

He was holding a switch blade in one hand behind his back.

"Kenny, what do you want?" I asked, only realizing how rude it sounded after I had already said it.

"Hey man, remember how you were saying that your mind hurts when you aren't being... a psychopath?" He asked, smiling sweetly.

"Uhum... yeah..." I replied, gesturing for him to come into my house.

"Well, I'm the same way... but with life. It hurts like fuck to die, but it's worth it to be in heaven."

I stared at him, what he was saying was so confusing.

He hands me the switch blade. "Kill me."

"What?!!" I exclaim.

Kenny closes and locks the door, then, he does the same with all the windows. "Kill me. It'll make us both feel better."

"I'm NOT killing you Kenny, I'd never forgive myself!" I insist.

"You mean, not until tomorrow." Kenny says, smiling devilishly.

"What...what do you mean?" I asked, looking him in the eyes.

"I'm immortal." He says calmly.

"What? Humans can't be immortal!"

"Humans also can't be asexual, now kill me Bitch."

I know Kenny was just trying to make me mad, but I could never bring myself to hurt him.

Kenny pulls up his sleeve, and extends his wrist out to me.

"Just cut me then, I promise you'll feel better." He insisted.

"But if I do, I won't be able to stop..." I admitted.

"That's the point!" Kenny growled. "Just please..."

"Okay fine Kenny!" I open the small knife and slash across his skin.

"Ow! Oh my god! Ow!" Kenny exclaimed dramatically.

"Oh, Kenny I'm so sorry!"

"N-n-n-n-n-n-no! Don't be, do it again."

"God's gonna hate me. First I skip temple, and now I'm gonna kill my friend." I groan.

"So... you ARE gonna kill me then?"

"Yes Kenny, fine. You promise you're immortal?"

Kenny nods and smiles. "I promise."