Ben: vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don't even try to stop it anymore
Y/n: Unhand me you egg-sucking lily-livered jive-talking whackadoo foul villain! cur! I bite my thing at thee you ugly motherfucker so hasta la bye bye daddy-o
Jane: my eyes are bleeding
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HumorBook 2 Highest Rank(s): 47 in #smiledog 61 in #sallywilliams 5 in #suicidesadie 34 in #ninathekiller
