Man EVERYONE is sick of my Khala's shit. My mom, my other khalas, me, my brother and even her husband. He is iconic asf. He brought my mother and I tickets for the Cricket World Cup, a hat and loves to spend his money on others as he's so successful(the same one who wanted to take me to america). He says stuff like "I CAN'T SEE NYLE UNLESS I HAVE A GIFT FOR HIM" and "You guys are the first people to be in my Mercedes" to my mother and I. A complete opposite from my khala who is pretty selfish and sometimes just straight up a bad person. She likes to give everyone shit. Her son is sick of him too and even though he can act like a dick or a manchild at times he is still cool. Her daughter is cool asf tho. Completely different and is pretty caring as a cousin. Yeah she accidently broke my Yoshi toy 8 years go but is a lot more fun to talk to. She gave me 250 pounds after seeing me for so long and refused to take it back.
The best thing about her though is this beyond fucked up voice impression of this one far off family member that she does with my mother. Every single fucked up sound I have ever made is NOTHING compared to when my Mom or cousin does that voice. You know it's deepfried when even I find it messed up
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Heaps and Miles of Nyle's Written Files
PoetryAll that Nyle thinks and believes in his mind(for the most part. I do not actually think some of the stuff I actually say). I'd prefer if you at least somewhat know me before reading this book. With that being said, enjoy! The book is mainly rants...
