You're mine || Horrid Henry X Rude Ralph

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Henry was still trapped in his bedroom, and Ralph probably isn't doing anything productive so I'll send him a message.

horr1dh3nry69: Hya Ralph! 🤘

ralphfxckboi: Hey lurd hie magestyie , yu grundead?

horr1dh3nry69: yeah, not to gud is it Ralph

ralphfxckboi: haha no, can i cum over?? 😜

horr1dh3nry69: sure! mums gotta be nice to gests aneway

Henry waits for a knock on his door. Ralph was always his closest friend, they were like brothers. But who knows? Henry wants to be more than that.

"Henry, Ralph's here!" Mum shouts. I honestly don't know how she still has lungs.

I slide down the staircase awaiting my gentleman. "Hey Henry!" Ralph steps into the house and I drag him into the garden so we can hang out in the purple hand gang fort.

"What ya wanna do then?" Ralph asks. Oh I know what I want to do. I want to do unspeakable things to you rude Ralph. I want to do it like they do on those websites. I want to have fun. I want you all to myself. I want to kiss every inch of your body. I just want you.

"I have a fun game we could play."

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