DaveKat Humanstuck

Chapter 1

Karkat Vantas.
Age seventeen.
Currently a junior in the fucking hell hole we like to call school.
One interest. Romcoms.
One thing i dislike. Strider.

Now that ive introduced myself, allow me to tell you the absolute dumbest story of how I met, the one and only, Dave fucking Strider...

It all started on a Monday. The worst fucking day of every week of my pathetic ass life. I woke up late that morning and as you can clearly assume, I also got to school late. I went to the front office to sign in and let them know I actually made it to school. Thats when it started. If i would've just woken up a little earlier then this fuckface wouldnt have ever even slid into my life like the sneaky ass snake he is. The lady at the front desk was talking to this dumbass with blonde hair and some fucking weird ass shades. Why the shades inside? This fucking idiot...

Seeing them talking, I sat in a chair to wait for the two to finish up their conversation. Then I heard my name being called by the lady up front, "Karkat, late again i see? Well you surely lucked up today! You're just in time to help our new student around the school for the day!" She told me all peppy like and handed me Dave's schedule.  "Just check his schedule and help him around for the day! And dont worry about signing in, I'll put it in the computer that you're here!" She said and started clicking away at her laptop. I glared over at Dave before storming out of the office "Come on dumbass we have the same first hour..." I mumbled toward him and he followed behind me. "Im Dave Strider," he said offering his hand to shake as we walked down the hall. I shoved it away and pushed my hands into my hoodie pockets replying "I'm Karkat. Dont fucking get used to being around me. Im NOT your fucking friend and im NOT going to fucking ever be your friend." He laughed a bit before readjusting his shades. "You're feisty, huh?" He said smiling my way.

I sighed out of annoyance and walked up the stairs taking a right to get to the classroom. As we entered we got a few stares from some of the kids in class. I handed Dave his fucking schedule and plopped myself into my desk watching the teacher turn around. "Vantas, you're late again I see. And who is this you brought in here today?" He asked turning to Dave. After introducing himself to the class, Dave sat in an empty desk behind me. This fucking ass had the audacity to sit behind me. The teacher returns to the lesson.

I pulled my binder out of my bag and started taking notes. All we did for that class was notes so by the time the bell rang my wrist was sore. I shoved my shit into my bag and stood up turning to Dave's desk and slamming my hand on his desk. "What's your next class, fuckass?" I asked him. He smiled and stood up "Awe, i knew you'd come around Kitkat." He laughed a bit but in no fucking way was I laughing.  Kitkat!? Are you fucking kidding me. My face grew red as I yanked his schedule out of his hands and glanced over it before heading out of the room to show him to his next class. He just smiled like a dumbass and followed me. He didnt say anything to me and I sure as hell didnt say anything to him. Once we got to his class he thanked me. "Youre welcome. After class meet me by that water fountain over there and ill help you to your next fucking class.." i said and headed away before he could say anything smartassed. How can one human being get on my last nerve by just being alive!? I have no idea. Maybe Strider is like... a magician or some shit.