When I'm playing MarioKart

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Me:*is in a cow onesie*heheh!

Lil:*was in a cat onesie*Alright!

Me:I'm am going to kick your ass!

Lil:NO IM GOOD AT MARIOKART BITCH!

Me:Okie then!

Lil:Fite me mate!

Me:😂

Lil:Stop laughing!!

me:okie😂😂

We both started to play the game as both of us were going head to head.I was in first place as Lil was in second getting a power up she gets a green shell.She went behind me and starts laughing getting ready to throw the shell.

Lil:*throws the green shell at me*GOT EM!Oof!

Me:*gets hit with a shell*No no NO!!NO!

Lil:Hehehehehehehe!!

Me:*hits Lil with the red shell*HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH KARMA IS A BITCH!

Lil:NO!DAMN IT!!RREEE!God!

Me:*laughing loudly*

Both of us kept hitting each other with power ups as Menace,Mini and Darkside walk in there cheering us on.

Darkside:Kick her ass Lil!
Menace:Go LilMenace!!
Menace:You can do it both of you!!
All of us:*yelling at each other and laughing*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me:*slightly pushes Lil*Nien!

Lil:Hey!!*pushes me back*

Both of us:*almost to the finish line*

Me:YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE!!

Lil:NO YOU MATE!!

Me:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Menace:Go Go!!

Lil:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mini:GO!!

Me:huh?

Lil:haahaaa?!?

A blue shell comes out of nowhere and hits both of us as three racers pass us.

Everybody goes quiet as me and Lil pass the finish line

Me:FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Lil:GOD DAMN IT NO!!!!!

Unknown:*she floats from the ground*nobody's a winner!

Mini:ooof!

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