I'm in heaven.../What do you say to a choking person?

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Me:*is walking down a chip aisle and looks at all of the chips drooling*

R.Menace:look at all of the chips!

Me:I'm in heaven...HEAVEN I TELL YOU!

R.Menace:Yep!*shaking me like crazily*

Both of us:*laughing like crazy*

What is really happening

Me:*is having a seizure on the ground*

Darkside:ok....*turns around*

What do you say to a choking child?!

Lil:What do you guys say to a choking person?

Menace:are you okie?!

Lil:nope!

Darkside:I'm going to help?

Lil:*in Heavy's voice*NO! Here is answer!

Me:*walks up to a choking person*are you choking?

Lil:Correct!

Me and Lil:*laughing*

Menace and Darkside:.....your crazy...

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