Truth or dare (sander sides)

Head

PATTON: Hey Logan?

LOGAN: (looking at the newspaper) Ｗｏｔ

PATTON: I've been hearing this 'phrase' lately, and I don't know what it means

LOGAN: ok, what it is?

PATTON: What does "give me head" mean?

LOGAN: (Chokes on Coffee) ..wh...where have you been hearing that?

PATTON: I hear it on the internet, like when they make jokes. And I heard it Roman's room one-

LOGAN: enough information.

PATTON: Well What does it mean?

LOGAN: Uh... (thinking and panicking) uh..it's when you give someone a banana

PATTON: oh..really? That's all?

LOGAN: yup.. (continues to read the newspaper)

PATTON: (Remembers That there's banana's in the kitchen) ...can you give me head?

LOGAN: (chokes again) (lowkey blushing) PaTtON!?!

PATTON: (confused) what?

LOGAN: do-...don't say that.

PATTON: But I want you to get me a banana.

LOGAN: (sighs) just don't say that.

PATTON: (Confused) why won't you give me head?

LOGAN: sToP!

VIRGIL: (Walks in the room) What da fuq is happening down here?

PATTON: Logan's mad at that fact that I want him to give me head.

VIRGIL: (confused but chuckling) what...?

LOGAN: (facepalms) I told him that "give me head" means "give me a banana"

VIRGIL: (laughs) well to be honest your not wrong. But why did he ask that?

PATTON: I hear you and Roman say it all the time, so I wondered what it meant

VIRGIL: (stops laughing) oh.

PATTON: but now I'm starting to think that "give me head" doesn't mean "give me a banana"

REMY: (Appears) well you're right.

VIRGIL: (confused) where did you come fro-

REMY: Do you really wanna know what it means, Patton?

LOGAN: (eyeing Remy)

PATTON: yes!

REMY: it means "suck, meh Weewee"

The whole room: SILENT

VIRGIL: (breaks the silence) im gonna go.

REMY: me too.

R & V: (LEAVE)

PATTON: ....oh

LOGAN: ....

PATTON: can you give me head?

LOGAN: PATTON!?!!

(Hola! Wuzup, it me. I've been in San Diego for the past, 4 days, and there was no WiFi so I couldn't post, but I thought of this, so I made it :/)