My Twelve Random Dates

Chapter Two: Right On Ya Ass

Yes yes please!

He signaled the waiter to come and when her arrived with the menu, I was drawn to what I ate with David. "Can I get the rice with goat meat pepper soup "I requested

I had noticed that the man hadn't even ordered anything yet. He was looking intently at something something, maybe someone.
I traced his eyes and it landed on my legs, right up to my laps
Wait a minute, I drew my dress down and reached out for my purse to cover the part of my thigh that was visible in any way

Inner thought :isn't it ironical how David had his eyes every where else but on you and this one can't get his eyes off you lol, this night will be very interesting '

When he finally finished he placed his order
Maybe if I can get him to talk about his work, he would keep his eyes to himself, I thought to myself

" So ummm what do you do for a living? "

Me?  " he replied

Inner thoughts :no!  Me!  My mother! Who else did I talk to?

"I am an importer, a business man. I brought in drugs and books  even all these cosmetics that made girls like you to shine like onwa(moon) "

Inner thought :his grammatical blunder will kill you before the date is over

I noticed that his eyes were still on my thighs

"Could  you please tell me more about your business, what kind of drugs do you import? " I asked again

"Baby I can't tell you everything because it's like a sekirit(secret), But eh those drugs we import no be original sha, man had to make gain in this world"

Inner thought ': father in heaven!!!  NDLEA should get this man

Our food finally arrived and while we ate his eyes was still on my thighs. From time to he would lick lips in a very disgusting manner. How could he even see the plates when  he wasn't even looking at them

Inner thoughts : lukewarm is not the best look for you lol, next time go for cold, ice cold

Seriously I don't know who is making me more uncomfortable, you or him "this was also loud and he spoke

"Baby if you're not comfortable here, I can took you to a place where we go dey more comfortable " he said winking

Inner thoughts :who gave this dog a suit?

After an hour of being under his watchful, irritating gaze I decided it was time to leave. The only thing I enjoyed about the night was my food

"Baby so soon, I want us to go and cool down, like fresh up "

"Next time, I really have to go there's an emergency at home" I gestured at my phone and  pretended to have gotten a text

Do you want me to drop you off, my car dikwa somewhere close" he offered

"No, I'll take a cab thanks"
I stood up and started walking, I didn't even want to look back because I knew exactly where his eyes would be

Inner thought :Right on ya ass babe!

restaurant I was relieved
I stood there waiting for a cab and was scared to death when I heard a voice behind me

"Baby, you just took your left like that, not even a hug to cool me down for this night"

Inner thoughts :this goat is on heat!! 
Cab, please get here already and save me from this  misery, but no none was in sight

I smiled at him, then gave him a very quick hug, I think my body barely touched his when a cab stopped and I jumped right in.

Inner thought :freedom!!!
I got a text immediately that read
"Baby, mmimmi I'll call you tomorrow, my body is doing somehow for you" The man told me in plain words that he was horny

I went straight to my settings and blocked his number
Who knew that the word" baby" could be irritating coming from some people

I got home, walked in with a very disappointed look went straight to the chart, wrote down his name on day 2 and graded him -5%. I also added baby by the side

Hey everyone

Hope we enjoyed this chapter! What would you do if you went on this kind of date?
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