Girl: *accidentally steps on Jason's sneakers*
Jason: you did not just step on my kobe's *brushes them off*
Me: oh wow... *wipes my Jordan's off*
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of My Awesomeness 2
FanfictionCONTINUATION OF THE FIRST ONE BITCHESSSSSSSS (which is just a book about myself and my weirdness)
Kobe
Girl: *accidentally steps on Jason's sneakers*
Jason: you did not just step on my kobe's *brushes them off*
Me: oh wow... *wipes my Jordan's off*