I'm not allowed to be me.
Mom: pick what you want
Me: *comes back with something purple*
Mom: no. No more purple
Me: *huffs* *comes back with combat boots*
Mom: no those don't match anything
Me: *sighs* *mind* BITCH I RECALL IN 1ST GRADE YOU SAID BLACK GOES WITH EVERYTHING! AND FUCK YOU! IF I WANT MY WARDROBE TO BE ALL PURPLE IT CAN BE ALL PURPLE!
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of My Awesomeness 2
FanfictionCONTINUATION OF THE FIRST ONE BITCHESSSSSSSS (which is just a book about myself and my weirdness)
