I SWEAR TO GOD! MY MOM! SO LOOK I AGREED TO CLEAN ONE ROOM A DAY!
Monday: kitchen
Tuesday: living room
Wednesday: bathroom
Thursday: kitchen
Friday: living room
BUT TODAY MY MOM CAME HOME WAS LIKE! "Why you only clean the kitchen?" THEN SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA BEAT ME. (Hit me with a belt for those who don't know) BECAUSE I DIDNT CLEAN THE KITCHEN! I CLEAN THE KITCHEN THE SSAME FUCKING WAY EVERYDAY AND TODAY SHE GETS BRAND NEW!
THATS WHY I WAS GONE FOR SO LONG I WAS CLEANING THE ALREADY CLEAN TABLE AND SWEEPING THE ALREADY SWEPT FLOOR! AND ALL THAT SHIT SO I DONT GET A BEATING! I SWEAR TO
GOD I WANNA MURDER HER!
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of My Awesomeness 2
FanfictionCONTINUATION OF THE FIRST ONE BITCHESSSSSSSS (which is just a book about myself and my weirdness)
