edwin as a dad

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dressed your kids in colourful outfits
is their personal photographer
unhealthy snacks ev'ryday he dont care
you tell him off sometimes about that
playing mariokart and all fun things with the kids when he is free
tickle chase around the house for hours
smothers them with kisses
doesnt spoil them too much
always takes them for junk food because he cba to cook but he'll try
takes them to the park and other cool places like bowling alleys and ice rinks
doesnt drive often, you usually drive
but he supplies the drive with all the snacks movies music and entertainment if you guys go on long journeys
he is a caring dad
when the kids were younger he would help out with putting them to sleep giving you time to rest
but nappy changing oh hella nahhh he aint gonna do that shizz
when he teaches them he'd turn everything into a song to help them remember it.
"1+1=2. Mummy + Daddy = 2. The 2 of us = the 2 of you!!" he raps
One day your son sang it during his test and the teacher laughed and told you both the story about this during parents evening. Edwin was in big trouble once you guys arrived at home lmao

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