Celebrity Groupchat Part I

Eight

I'm so sorry I haven't been uploading as much as I wanted to. This year has been rough and I just finished going through a rough time. So I hope you guys enjoy the more frequent updates!

Selena: Guys, we really need to roast again. Thid groupchat is not a groupchat without the roasts.

Ariana: You're absolutely right, I'm ready to roast some mf's here.

Zayn: Let's do it.

Perrie: Sure!

Harry: I'm down.

Calvin: Yeah.

Rihanna: Sure.

Justin: Not really in the mood to be roasted.

Selena: But I like roasting you more than I like pickles. And everyone knows how much love I have for my pickles.

Justin: It's very strange you haven't turned green yet.

Selena: Well I'm not Sophia and I don't turn into Fiona, so no green here.

Justin: Well to bad, you're face would have made the perfect Fiona face.

Selena: Nah this face is more used for magazines and ads.

Ariana: Justin if you like green so much, why not go back to whorefia?

Justin: She's a kid.

Selena: So are you mentally.

Zayn: You do act like a 16 year old while you're nearing 25.

Justin: Stop it I feel old.

Selena: Maybe the aging is the reason why Jerry looks like a Vienna sausage?

Ariana: DED.

Rihanna: AHAHAHA.

Calvin: I choked on my pancake.

Louis: I choked on Harry's dick.

Perrie: Louis why is everything always about your and Harry's sexlife?

Louis: Because we have sex all day, every day.

Harry: That is very true.

Perrie: Soooo why do we need to know this?

Harry: Because you put me and Lou in here.

Ariana: True I did.

Taylor: Well they shouldn't have been here in the first place.

Gigi: I know right?

Zayn: How the fuck did theze 2 bitches get in here?

Taylor: Don't call me or my girl a bitch, and we have our ways.

Gigi: So how is that retard baby of Perrie's?

Ariana: OKAY BITCH YOU'RE DEAD.

Kylie: Gigi better run cuz I'm coming for you.

Zayn: Gigi I don't hit women but I'll fuck you up worse than you ever could imagine.

Perrie: Zayn, it's okay baby just ignore her.

Gigi: Baby?

Perrie: Yeah we're back together and engaged again, so thank you for cheating on him. Cause now I got the most amazing man and dad back.

Zayn: Awh you're so sweet.

Gigi: Engaged again? So you ran off with this slut right after we broke up?

Perrie: You were fucking around with Shawn 3 weeks before he found out and dumped you, so at least he has his dignity left intact.

Zayn: Oh please Gigi you fucked Shawn a few times and now he dumped you as well. So you're all alone.

Gigi: Zayn baby I'll win you back, just you wait.

Ariana: Oh honey I hope you try. You don't know what and who is coming.

Kylie: Give it your best shot. I'll be waiting at their house for you.

Gigi: So they live together now?

Zayn: Yes we are living together. And I love it.

Perrie: So do I baby, I get to see your handsome face everyday.

Gigi: I'm gonna puke.

Taylor: Me too.

Harry: Oh please, whenever I see one of your faces I puke everywhere and everytime.

Calvin: Amen.

Everyone except Taylor and Gigi: AMEN!

Selena: Taylor fuck off and take Gigi with you.

Taylor: Sure, but we'll come back.

Taylorswift and Gigihadid left the chat.

Ariana: I can't stand those two.

Louis: Same.

Justin: So back to where we were.

Selena: Talking about how you act like a child which explains Jerry the Vienna sausage.

Justin: It's bigger than a fucking Vienna sausage!

Ariana: Trust me, it's not.

Calvin: Guys I just wanna eat please?

Rihanna: You can eat this pussy.

Louis: Well I'm gonna go.

Selena: Same.

Zayn: Bye.