Celebrity Groupchat Part I

Four

(A/N; This chapter is gonna be a bit shorter, it's almost morning and I have school in 2 hours and haven't slept all night.)

Ariana: So how are you guys doing?

Zayn: I'm doing okay.

Gigi: Great.

Perrie: Apart from the morning sickness I'm feeling great.

Harry: I just had sex.

Kylie: And why did we need to know this information?

Travis: Because he is proud and wants to share it.

Rihanna: ^

Calvin: ^

Louis: Goodmorning to you all as well.

Selena: I just woke up and first thing I see is the word sex. Great way to start the day.

Justin: Are you finally taking singing lessons today?

Selena: Are you finally taking acting lessons today?

Ariana: Guys why do we always roast one another. Can we at least try to be nice?

Selena: Fine, I'll try.

Justin: Fine.

Everyone: Okay, fine.

Zayn: So Perrie, how is the pregnancy so far?

Gigi: Why the fuck do you care?

Ariana: At least it lasted a few seconds..

Zayn: Because I just want to know how she's doing?

Perrie: Thanks Zayn, I'm doing great. 2 months along now. 😊🏋🏻‍♀️

Gigi: Ugh you annoy me.

Perrie: Yeah you annoy me as well.

Ariana: Gigi if you're so annoyed why don't you just leave?

Zayn: Agreed.

Harry: Please.

Louis: My dream would come true.

Gigi: Fuck you all, I'm staying.

Perrie: Yeah that's what Bella told Abel as well, next day they broke up. It really does seem to run in the family huh?

Zayn: 🙄

Harry: 😌

Louis: 💀

Gigi: At least I'm a model with a banging body. Can't say that about you.

Perrie: I'm a singer of a worldwide known girl group and can hit high notes effortlessly. Now try again.

Ariana: OMG PERRIE GLORY DAYS ALBUM WAS AMAZING.

Perrie: Thank you Ari!

Zayn: Oh my god yes, I loved Power and Down & Dirty. Those high notes were amazing!

Perrie: Thanks Zayn!

Gigi: Didn't even bother listening to it. My ears wouls bleed.

Perrie: The blood would be the only thing that's not fake.

Harry: Wow.

Louis: This woman has some power. 😌

Zayn: Nice one Lou, see what you did there.

Kylie: It really is an amazing album!

Travis: Yeah it's pretty sick.

Calvin: I'd love to make a song with you girls one day.

Perrie: Who knows Calvin, maybe our management would agree.

Zayn: Guys I'm so tired, I'm gonna sleep. Ttyl.

Perrie: Sleepwell.

Zayn: Thanks Pez.

Gigi: It's Perrie, not Pez. She isn't your friend.

Zayn: Actually she is.

Perrie: Hadid fuck off.

Gigi: Edwards fuck off.

Perrie: I did fuck off, that's why I'm pregnant dumb bitch.

Calvin: 💀

Harry: 💁🏻‍♀️

Zayn: Girlssss 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Gigi: Zayn don't you dare to stick up for her.

Kylie: I don't get how he's still holding up with you and this jaelousy.

Gigi: He loves me. More than Travis does with you.

Travis: Bitch what? I made her pregnant and we have a baby together, what better to give her than our own daughter?

Zayn: Right.

Harry: Gigi go be with Taylor please.

Taylor: Shut up.

Louis: HOW DOES SHE KEEP ENTERING THE CHAT AGAIN.

Harry: A snake always finds a way to spread the poison baby.

Taylor: Yeah right, wish I could poison you but unfortunately I can't.

Louis: Honey go find a new ex to write a song about.

Kylie: WOW LOUIS.

Ariana: I'M DEAD. 💀

Kylie: I just dropped my keys.

Calvin: I dropped my headphones.

Harry: I dropped Louis.

Rihanna: HARRY OMG.

Travis: I'm just 💀💀

Zayn: I PEED MY PANTS.

Perrie: I DROPPED MY PHONE.

Louis: I got dropped..