Celebrity Groupchat Part I

Two

Ariana: So how is everyone doing?

Harry: Pretty good.

Zayn: Good.

Perrie: Busy but good.

Tyga: Doing great.

Kylie: Pretty good. Stormi is kinda annoying right now so I'm feeding her.

Tyga: Well we know who she got the annoying part from.

Travis: Ey Tony, don't you even dare to talk about my girl like that. I'll break you.

Calvin: 🙄..

Tyga: Travis you ain't shit. Your music is shit and you're the ugliest n*gga I've ever seen.

Harry: Did he just use the N word?

Zayn: He did..

Perrie: Well damn..

Kylie: Tyga please, you can't even sing without autotune so just stop. Look in the mirror first and then start talking to my man.

Travis: Tony I'll just say one thing. Who got the girl and a baby in the end? 😉

Harry: The tea is really good today.

Zayn: I think my tea needs some more milk.

Tyga: ..

Tyga left the groupchat.

Kylie: He couldn't handle the truth.

Travis: Nope.

Perrie: Guys, I have the biggest news ever!

Zayn: ..?

Gigi: Zayn and I are not interested.

Perrie: Gigi shut the fuck up. You're just jaelous he didn't propose to you yet. Maybe he never will.

Harry: Well damn..

Rihanna: 🙄🙄🙄

Calvin: 😳

Gigi: Really? At least I wasn't faking the sex those 4 years.

Perrie: You can't fake anything, you're already fake.

Zayn: 😳🙄

Gigi: Baby? You're not even gonna stick up for me?

Zayn: I mean she does have a point. You always fake stuff. You faked being sick so I'd take care of you, you faked being pregnant twice after we had a big fight because you thought I'd stay with you if we would have a child, and you faked you were sick when I was on tour so I'd come home just to take care of you, and 10 minutes later paparazzi pictures showed you shopping with Bella and Yolanda. So yeah, you are kinda fake.

Gigi: ...

Ariana: I'm just gonna re-fill my tea..

Harry: I'll join you.

Taylor: I'm drinking coffee.

Calvin: How did she get back here?

Rihanna: Guys we didn't even give Perrie the chance to tell us the big news..

Ariana: You're right.

Justin: Hey guys. Sorry I wasn't answering, I've been busy with my tour.

Selena: I wish you'd stay away a few more years.

Justin: I wish you would move to the other side of the world.

Perrie: GUYS!

Selena: Sorry. What's the news?

Justin: Yeah I'm sorry Pez. Tell us!

Perrie: I'M PREGNANT!

Ariana: OMG CONGRATS!

Harry: CONGRATULATIONS PERRIE!

Calvin: Congrats!

Rihanna: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

Perrie: Thanks guys! Me and Alex are gonna be parents!

Zayn: Well congrats.

Gigi: I hope it'll never be born.

Ariana: Gigi what did you say bitch?

Zayn: Excuse me Gigi?

Harry: Bitch what did you just say?

Gigi: It's not fair! She got my man first and now she's pregnant before I am. Zayn I want us to be parents as well!

Zayn: I don't. I don't want a baby right now and you know that. That doesn't give you the right to wish Perrie's baby to die!

Gigi: But..

Ariana: You better apologize right now or I swear I'll be at your house within an hour.

Harry: And I'll join her.

Kylie: Me too.

Travis: Count me in.

Gigi: Okay okay! I'm sorry Perrie. 🙄

Perrie: I don't even care about you or your opinions. Oh, and I wasn't just first with having your man. I was also first with carrying his baby. 😉

Zayn: PERRIE!

Gigi: Excuse me?

Perrie: I was pregnant with Zayn's baby first, but after our miscarriage we were heartbroken and didn't try again.

Zayn: 😔..

Gigi: Zayn you never told me this!

Zayn: You're not worth telling it to.

Kylie: I just choked on my carrot..

Harry: I just choked on my tea.

Taylor: Shit..

Calvin: Taylor fuck off.

Kylie: Taylor nobody wants you here. Go be with your snakes.

Taylor: Ugh you're all bitches.

Kylie: How original.

Taylorswift left the chat.

Zayn: Sooo..

Ariana: Well this just took a turn..

Perrie: ANYWAYS.. I'm so happy!

Ariana: I'm happy for the both of you Perrie! You'll be a great mom!

Kylie: And maybe your baby and Stormi could be buddies!

Perrie: I'd love that! 💕

Harry: Okay enough about babies. Let's talk about something else.

Zayn: Yes please. Did you enjoy your weekend?

Harry: Not really.

Zayn: Why?

Harry: I saw Taylor's face on my screen when she called me.

Zayn: Why did she call you tho?

Harry: She needed someone to fuck and she missed my dick.

Kylie: I'm dead. 💀

Zayn: I just dropped my tea..

Perrie: I just dropped my phone.

Calvin: I just fell on the floor.

Rihanna: I'M DEAD. 💀🤣

(A/N; Hey guys! So I was so into it that I kept writing and writing and well, I wrote almost 1000 words.. I hope you enjoyed this very long chapter. Don't forget to comment and vote! I love you all!  XOXO Ivy. 💕)