Celebrity Groupchat Part I

Three

Ariana: GUYS!

Perrie: Hey Ari. What's up?

Zayn: Waddup Ari?

Ariana: I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP! 😳

Perrie: Oh my god Ari CONGRATULATIONS 💕

Zayn: Congrats Ari! You deserve it!

Justin: Congrats babe.

Ariana: Justin I'm not your babe for fucks sake 🙄

Justin: Yes you are 😌

Ariana: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Kylie: Damn Biebs somebody is desperate..

Justin: At least I'm not desperate for attention.

Kylie: And why would I be desperate for attention?

Justin: Lips are fake, ass is fake, boobs are fake. Do you need me to continue?

Kylie: So? My lipkits are known worldwide and I'm a billionare before the age of 25. Now talk to me again.

Ariana: Damn this tea is good.

Harry: It just needs more milk..

Justin: Take Kylie's. She feeds Stormi but be careful, might be fake milk sjnce all of her is fake.

Taylor: Listen Biebs you don't talk to my girl like that.

Kylie: Since when am I your girl?

Harry: My hand is burning, the tea is way to hot today.

Zayn: I just dropped my fork..

Gigi: Then pick it up and continue eating.

Kylie: Damn you ain't his mom Gigi jeez.

Gigi: Kylie mind your own business and just continue trying to be a good mom. (Which you're failing at btw)

Kylie: At least I have a healthy and happy baby. Or even better, family. Your dad divorced your mom so you don't speak with him anymore, and as for Zayn, he doesn't want a baby with you so try again honey.

Rihanna: 🙄..

Zayn: I'm gonna get some more tea..

Gigi: So you're not denying not wanting a child with me?

Zayn: You already know I don't, I made that very clear when Perrie announced her pregnancy.

Perrie: He did.

Selena: He did.

Justin: My balls are itchy.

Ariana: Aaaand he had to come in and ruin the moment..

Kylie: He ruins everything..

Justin: Not true! I'm engaged to Hailey so back at you.

Kylie: I have a family. Back at you.

Ariana: I have almost all my albums platinum. Back at both of you.

Justin: I already had a career even before you started playing Cat Valentine on Victorious.

Justin: Now talk again honey.

Ariana: I don't have more than a million dislikes on my most known song that started my entire music career.

Kylie: Damn Ari..

Calvin: She knew he'd shut up.

Rihanna: She put him in his place.

Justin: Yeah okay you win.

Ariana: Duh 💁🏻‍♀️🤭

Justin: 🙄🙄