So... I'm back kids!!!
I know I haven't updated this book in forever, and I'm sorry about that
*hides behind the couch in fear that you will throw something at me*
*peeks out and sees that you didn't*
*Cough* Ok, so here's your little bit of funny for the day.
Possible racism warning.
I was helping my grandma pick up limbs off of trees when she said, "Well aren't you just my little slave? Oh wait, I can't call you a slave; you're not the right color."
It took everything in me not to say, "Ahh, Grandma, no!! You can't say that!" So instead I just laughed.
Then she said, "Well, were there ever white slaves?" I told her I didn't know and she responded with, "I didn't wanna call you black!"
God, I had to bite my tongue just to keep from laughing way too hard.
My grandma is so racist. XD
YOU ARE READING
Funny Events
HumorThis is a book dedicated to all of the weird things that my friends and I do. It is mostly just a bunch of random things that happened to me, or that I thought would make people laugh. WARNING: I will talk about my crushes in here!! What can I say...