Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

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@NatRomanoff- never say "Peep" again. You're too old for that. If you do, I will break both your legs
@CawCawBitches- Love ya too Nat. 😂
@LilaBarton- Hi Auntie Nat! Hi Dad!
@CawCawBitches- Lila! What are you doing on social media?! 😱
@LilaBarton- Mom let me get it
@LauraBarton- 😅👋
@CawCawBitches- Lauraaaaa! 😩
@LauraBarton- Love you sweetie 😘

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@ShuriLovesVines

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@ShuriLovesVines tagged @PeTeR_pArKeR

I found this online and it actually Happened...I'm a little disturbed how someone else knew about this but on the other hand...

IM WHEEZING-
I've never seen Stark so scared. Lmao

@PeTeR_pArKeR- OMG YES!!! HAHAHA
I REMEMBER THAT! IT WAS THE BEST!

@TonyStarkOfficial- You two scare me...
A lot.
@SteveRogers- I could hear you screaming from my room.

@ScarletWanda- ^^^
@Vision-^^
@GodOfThunder⚡️- ^^
@RhodesIronPatriot- You woke up the whole tower
@PepperPotts- ^^^
@TonyStarkOfficial- PEP NOT YOU TOO☹️🤯🙁
@PepperPotts- 😘

@FLASH- Can SOMEONE please explain how the AVENGERS KNOW PUNY PENIS PARKER!?!?

@GuyInAChair- dude. Do you have a death wish? 😤

@NatRomanoff- I think he does 😡

@PeTeR_pArKeR- Aunt Nat no!
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@PeTeR_pArKeR- that was an auto correct!!!

@NatRomanoff- awww! You're too cute Pete🥰

@CawCawBitches- WOAH! HOOOLY SHIT NAT JUST COMPLIMENTED SOMEONE AND USED A HEART EMOJI! Congrats Pete you've made Natasha Romanoff a softie 👏

@NatRomanoff- Delete that before I make you regret it

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@Rocket🚀🦝

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I need an explanation. Now. Like- before I kill these two with my blaster that can blow up a moon.

@SteveRogers- Uhm... Tony?
@TonyStarkOfficial- 😳
@Rocket🚀🦝- I'm coming now. You better be ready to die.

@Vision- To clarify your confusion, I made that...what is it called @PeTeR_pArKeR?
@PeTeR_pArKeR- SHURI AND I GOT HIM TO MAKE IT!!! Btw Vision, It's a meme.
@ShuriLovesVines- YEAH!!! And it was really funny. 😆👌
@T'challa 🐾- Omg shuri 🙄😏😂
@TonyStarkOfficial- Pete...Kid. You will literally be the death of me.
@PeTeR_pArKeR- 😁😅

@I_Am_Groot- I am Groot.
@Rocket🚀🦝- Oh my god Groot. You scared the shit out of me.
@I_Am_Groot- I am Groot!!! 😁😁😁

@AVENGERSFan8373727- NANI??? What the hell does that mean?????

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Posted by @TonyStarkOfficial

Liked by @PeTeR_pArKeR and 3.47 others

Great job kid. You've got an internship. Let me just say, this is proof to any assholes who don't believe that Peter Parker has an internship. Also, I'll have you know you're my favorite interned kid.

@PeTeR_pArKeR- Thanks Mr. Stark. Also, I'm your only 'interned kid.'
@TonyStarkOfficial- that makes my point stronger, does it not?
@PeTeR_pArKeR- 😑
@PepperPotts- Since Tony doesn't know how to say its will. You mean a lot to him. He tells me how great you are.
@IronmanFan- OMGOMGOMG YASSSS #Irondad4Life #TonyStarkHasAHeart!!!!!
@TonyStarkOfficial- Pep! You've started a # trend :(((
@PeTeR_pArKeR- who tf is cutting the onions?
@TonyStarkOfficial- ???
@GuyInAChair- he means you've made him cry
@TonyStarkOfficial- awe Pete :(
@SteveRogers- what does 'tf' mean?
@PeTeR_pArKeR- uhhhh...

@GuyInAChair- it means 'the fuck'

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@SteveRogers- PETER!!!!!
@PeTeR_pArKeR- I'm sorry Mr.Rogers!!!
@RhodesIronPatriot- Tony is currently wheezing in a corner. I think he saw Steve's face when he read 'the f*ck.' It was pretty funny but still. I'm concerned.

@TonyStarkOfficial- senD h3lp

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OK that's it. I started this a while ago and then remembered I didn't finish.

Tell me if I should do more stuff like this.

Or don't. I'll probably do it anyway lol.