BTS Reactions

BTS as weird conversations

BTS as conversations I heard in my high school.

Seokjin: "I want to live in a world where's world peace."

Jungkook: "I want to live in a world where yoghurt's crunchy."

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Namjoon: "Raising an octopus would be a pain, I saw a video where it escaped from a box through a 1 cm wide hole."

Yoongi: "Looks like I can't dress it in fishnets then."

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Jimin: "I don't think I could ever be gay."

Hoseok: "Just wait until J. K. Rowling rolls around, you'll be sucking dicks before you taste a pussy. Virgin."

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Taehyung: "When I was small, I had a whole Barbie house."

Jimin: "When I was small, I had salmonela."

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Seokjin: "What do you want for Christmas?"

Namjoon: "World peace."

Yoongi: "Shoes."

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Jimin: "But I don't want to spend holiday by some lake. Last time I was there I was drowning."

Taehyung: "Yeah, I can confirm that."

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Namjoon: "I had straight A's during my high school years."

Seokjin: "You didn't have many friends, huh?"

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Jungkook: "Why are you laughing, is there something wrong with my shirt?"

Jimin: "No, Seokjin's pants fell down."

Jungkook: "Yeah, happens to me all the time."

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Hoseok: "We don't really talk to class A."

Jungkook: "Yeah, they're A like antisocial. We're D like discreet. And when an antisocial and a discreet meet, they don't really talk."

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Jimin: "I shouldn't be telling you this..."

Jungkook: "Don't worry, we're class D. D like discreet!"

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Namjoon: "I don't like to carry too much money on me."

Hoseok: "So that's why you've become a teacher."
(A/N: Teacher in my country are seriously underpaid.)

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Seokjin: "Okay class, tell me each something about yourself so we can get to know each other."

Jungkook: "I'm Jungkook and I like freedom."

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Namjoon: "Jimin, describe me the chart we were discussing last lesson."

Taehyung: "Jimin wasn't there the last time."

Jimin: "Wait, really?"

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Taehyung: "Wait, where's Namjoon?"

Jimin: "He's sick, he can't come today."

Taehyung: "Oh, what's up with him?"

Jimin: "Scarlet fever."

Jungkook: "Oh, I want it too."

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Jimin: "And this equation will be done by... Kim... Taehyung."

Taehyung: "Sucks that there are three Kims, right?"

Jimin: "I know there are three of you. Kim Taehyung in the back... Kim Seokjin in the front... and I don't remember the last Kim."

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Namjoon: "This summer I went to a town in Hungary on the border with Austria... They spoke so well German, almost like you!"

Yoongi: "Then they suck."

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Hoseok: "That looks like a shamrock! Professor, do you like flowers?"

Seokjin: "Yeah, in my salad."

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Jungkook: "I found a coin from a foreign country."

Hoseok: "Which country?"

Jungkook: "I don't know, there's an elephant on it..."

Taehyung: "That's India."

Jungkook: "...and also a lion. No idea what country it could be."

Namjoon: "Isn't it from zoo?"

Jungkook: "Yeah, you're right, there's zoo written in big letters."

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Namjoon: "Who's the loudest in this class?"

Yoongi: "Jungkook."

Namjoon: "Jungkook can speak?"

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Jimin: "Could you please sign this paper, Professor?"

Yoongi: "Wait, I need to remember my name... Oh yeah, I know."

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Namjoon: "What's a function?"

Taehyung: "Something that functions?"