my life has tom hollanded away- (random book: the sequel)

hey I'm back on this book-

Yoink is just as fast as yeet

Like,,,, at least Mach 3-

Lord Yeet and Yoinketh are rival brothers-

Someone make a fanfic based around the adventures of Lord Yoinketh and Lord Yeet

I imagine their relationship is like Loki and Thor's except more memeyer (?)

Ha

I created a new word

Memeyer

Did you know

In the 19th century, people used morphine and heroin to cure a cough-

Imagine being caught by the police for possession of heroin and you say

"Oh! You see officer,,, I.... Uhhhhhh... HAVE A COUGH. *Coughs* SEE THAT'S ALL-"

I mean, you'd still get arrested but like,,,, it's a bit extreme to use heroin or morphine to cure a cough

What if, in the 19th century, you have a small cough and your parent just gets you high on heroin?

Ha

Made you learn-