my life has tom hollanded away- (random book: the sequel)

m y f r i e n d -

Okay so me and my friend were talking about Marvel and I was like "well what Marvel character would
y o u be" and she said she didn't know. I said I relate to Spooderman the most because,,,, spooderman idk-

She said, yeah I love Captain America and Iron Man but spiderman is my number one... And Tom Holland. He's British you know!

Now,,,, this was common knowledge to me-

But she also went and he's actually good looking,,,, not in that way though.

So I'm there wondering what the fuck t h e o t h e r w a y is-

She goes "and he's cute too! But not in that way-"

Then I understand what she means so I say

Me: oh! You mean cute as in,,, like a kitten or something

My friend: yeah! Exactly-

So we both agree Tom Holland is adorable and precious in a cute kitten or doggo way-

Man,,,, I'm great at explaining things, aren't I-