My dream

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Here's my dream cause I just got a PM from someone who asked about my dream. You can read if you want.

I was running late to my job at target cause Ashton Irwin kept texting me. Creepy ass boy. I almost got hit by a car!. I finally reached target and my boss told me to start stacking the cookie crumble bars and I obeyed to doing that. Ashton then came scaring the crap outta me.

"Hey Alex" he said but I started freaking out inside and out.

"No! NO! NOOOOO!!!!" I screamed at him making him cover his ears. I started throwing food at him and I threw steak meat at his balls making him fall down. I then ran away and saw this portal so I jumped threw and noticed that I was in the maze and a griever came to me but I jumped back threw into Ashton arms and our lips met by accident I fell back pulling him with me and noticed or clothes were off and we were on a bed. I was about to have dream sex with Ashton Irwin but then.....

I FUCKING WOKE UP.

DONT YOU FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT! AND YOU CAN EVER GO TO THE DREAM ANYMORE.

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