SLSP VIDEO

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Hey it's Katy and sorry this rant is v v v v v late

So the SLSP video was good and all but I literally almost cried. I'm smiling and then next sOME GIRL IS FUCKING HALF NAKED. AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD IS. wtf I came to see 5sos strip completely (if you know what I mean...now I'm just ruining my own innocence) I have never seen anyone else naked and this is the first time. So basically 5sos wanted to take people eye virginity and it certainly worked. I even didn't look at the porn videos I received. It was a box that said 'PORN VIDEOS' I didn't open it. Stop it 5sos or you'll be confused when you wake up naked tied to a bed (I won't do this to them but still). Stop now or I'll break into your house to loose my v card to you. On a different note, This guy came into the grocery store fully naked and when people was getting him out he ran but bumped into me and I felt like bathing in bleach. I literally screamed for ages. He looked like Calum. What if it was Calum??? Nah. If it was, call me now at.....

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