NEET Receives a Dating Sim Game Leveling System

Chapter 107

And so, the three of them walked together on the way to school.

"Harano-kun, what class are you guys in?" After walking for a bit, Kaede posed a seemingly casual question.

"Year 1, Class 5." Seiji returned to his senses and finally faced reality.

"Year 1, Class 5… I wonder when I’ll have your class." Kaede’s smile seemed a little too enthusiastic. "Although I don’t have any actual teaching experience, I’ll do my best to give you a proper education~"

‘That sounds too much like a double entendre!’ Seiji shouted inside his heart, although he could only smile on the surface.

In Sakura Island, there was only one class that infirmary nurses would teach, and that was the legendary "health" class!

That’s right, the class which included the titillating subject of gender differences… Although some biology and psychology content was taught, the first part was definitely the point everyone would pay the most attention to!

The most embarrassing class in all of Sakura Island had to be this class.

A male teacher… wasn’t that bad, but if a female teacher taught this class… It would still be fine if it was an older teacher, but a younger one… heh heh…

If it wasn’t simply a young female teacher, but a beautiful one as well… uh-oh, that scene! Just imagining it caused some… er, embarrassment to arise!

Even Mika’s face was turning red from imagining the scene!

‘As a teacher, saying… such words that could be easily misconstrued… How shameless!’ the pigtailed girl energetically retorted in her mind.

But she couldn’t say it out loud for real, since this sentence could also be innocently interpreted as something said by an inexperienced teacher.

"Just how much does Harano-kun know about this particular subject? If you would like some special lessons, feel free to come find me at any time~" Kaede continued smiling coyly.

‘That’s enough!’

In that instant, Mika’s anger level peaked!

"That… there’s no need for special lessons for that type of class!" Mika couldn’t help but retort in the end. "R… right, Seigo?"

‘Don’t ask me.’ Seiji’s face twitched violently. ‘Sigh, Mika’s really too sweet… er, too naïve.’

When facing someone who was fully armed to teeth like a Kantai Collection battleship, the best way to deal with them was to avoid the subject… Forcing a smile and ignoring their words was the wisest option; if you casually counterattacked, it would turn out—

"Oh my, why is it unnecessary?" Kaede blinked cutely as she smiled. "No matter what type of knowledge it is, there are no downsides to learning about it. Besides, the knowledge that I’m going to teach is quite important for high school students~

"Don’t you believe so, Uehara-san? Perhaps… you feel like you’re already an expert in this subject?"

*Boom!* A direct hit to Battleship Mika Uehara! Heavy damage taken!

The pigtailed girl’s face instantly turned bright red.

"I-I… of course not!!" Her reflexive denial sounded panicked.

"If you aren’t an expert, then why do you feel like you don’t need to learn?" Kaede tilted her head slightly. "If you feel like you know enough about this subject already, you might as well tell me honestly. After all… there are quite a lot of high school students who are rather knowledgeable in this area.

"But there’s another type: the type who believe they know everything there is to know already, when they actually have many misunderstandings of various types. That is rather dangerous.

"Uehara-san… as a small test, could you answer a simple question for me?" The corners of Kaede’s mouth arced upwards in a slight smile.

*Click clack! Ka-ching!* Seiji imagined that he could hear the sound of a cannon preparing to fire as it aimed for its target.

"Do you know how to use… condoms?"

*Boom!*

Battleship Mika Uehara took another direct hit! Critical damage taken!

"I-I-I… don’t know!!!" Mika blushed beet red as she stuttered embarrassedly. She was on the verge of bursting into tears.

"Hmm? You don’t even know this much? Could it really be… I think that you should at least know the basics of how to use one?"

"I… I don’t! I… I don’t intend to use such a thing!!"

It was over.

Seiji silently covered his eyes—he couldn’t bear to watch this scene any longer!

Mika was merely denying things in a panic—she didn’t realize that she had just said something incredible!

Even Kaede’s expression froze over, as she didn’t expect to hear something so ridiculous either.

An uncomfortable silence fell between the trio.

The pigtailed girl was able to calm down slightly in this silence, until she discovered…

"Wahh… No… that’s not what I meant—"

Her shout of humiliation resounded clearly throughout the street.