Jin: I wonder where I get my amazing good looks from?...
Mexican dad: me of course
Mexican mom: hombre estúpido! You know I gave him the good looks!!
Dad: no you gave him the big ego estupido!
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Yoongi: *sleeps*
Mom: aye!! Mijo!!! Get up!! Help me clean!
Yoongi: ugh it's 5am!
Mom: i got you up too late!! Hurry
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Hoseok: *dances and scuffs up floors*
Mom: AYE!! Mijo!!! I just cleaned the floors! You better clean that before I bring out the chancla!
Hoseok; *crys*
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Namjoon: *breaks lamp*
Mom:*beats him with a chancla*
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Jimin: *singing at 3am*
Mom: HEY!! Hi falsetto...it's three am and you here busting out high notes like I don't have a job to be at! You better take your butt to bed before I come back here and beat you butt.
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Taehyung:*keeping animal parts in the fridge*
Dad: what did you bring home for me to cook tonight?
Taehyung; human..
Dad: ok that'll do..
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Jungkook: *caught lifting up his shirt*
Mom: aye!! I told you about this mijo!
Do you want me to get your dads belt??!!!
Jungkook: No!!
Mom: ok *grabs chancla*
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Only really Mexicans can relate to this. But it's still a fav that I wrote! I hope y'all liked it. Until next time ARMYS. I💜y'all.
