ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ ✔️

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joonie:
salty sandra and jealous joseph

jiminieee:
lol

sunkist:
NICE

government_spy:
i also got the top score in the jurassic park simulation game

chocochip_kookie:
well tae has the top score in my heart

hakuna_ma_taetae:
aw

jiminieee:
when did u become so cheesy kook

chocochip_kookie:
(￣^￣)

government_spy:
not to change the subject but rico are u still at walmart

rico:
yup

government_spy:
the one at the mall

rico:
yup

government_spy:
if u see an employee there named sehun
tell him i want my copy of monster hunter ultimate back

rico:
i just saw him a minute ago lol he showed me where the scooters were

joonie:
add bread and milk to the list pls

luckyboi:
oh and eggs and cheese

sunkist:
guys don't make him do ur grocery shopping for you,,

rico:
i don't mind :D

jiminieee:
ok but don't actually buy tae a scooter he can't afford that

hakuna_ma_taetae:
um rood how would u know jiminie

jiminieee:
tae u work in a retail store
ur not really making big bucks to pay for college, living expenses, and a brand new scooter

hakuna_ma_taetae:
scooters can't be that expensive

sunkist:
pretty sure motorized ones can be hundreds of dollars

hakuna_ma_taetae:
well that's ok then our currency is won not dollars

chocochip_kookoe:
i mean u can't argue with logic

Yoongi:
that's not logic
u dumb walnut

joonie:
i...
i thought i was dumb walnut...🥺

Yoongi:
aw is someone a salty sandra

joonie:
hey don't u turn this against me now

Yoongi:
🖕

sunkist:
YOONGI THERE IS A CHILD PRESENT

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i'm 23

sunkist:
i meant ur sister

government_spy:
🖕i'm 23

hakuna_ma_taetae:
no ur 8

government_spy:
if i'm 8 then ur 5

jiminieee:
it's tru tae is five

hakuna_ma_taetae:
don't agree with her she is the enemy

government_spy:
no i'm not

luckyboi:
i mean ur name is literally government spy

government_spy:
whatever spies can be good ppl too haven't u ever watched the backyardigans

Yoongi:
tf is that

government_spy:
it's a really cool anime yoongle boongles u should check it out

chocochip_kookie:
🤔 never heard of it
is it available on crunchyroll?

government_spy:
i think so yeah

jiminieee:
what is going on in this conversation even

Yoongi:
don't know but i don't appreciate her calling me yoongle boongles

rico:
yoingo boingo i'm in the makeup aisle what brand of mascara did u want

Yoongi:
Kim Yugyeom if you know what's good for you

rico:
fruits and veggies and sleep and sunshine are good for me :D

sunkist:
that's my baby ☀️ ❤️

Yoongi:
i swear jimin is the only one of u who isn't insufferable

jiminieee:
i guess that's a compliment ('；ω；')

Yoongi:
of course it is sweetheart

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[Jimin and Yugyeom private chat]

jiminieee:
cover girl mascara
mint green shade to match his hair

rico:
got it

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a/n:
i was sick today but i managed to finish a chapter lmao hope it's okay ✌️❤️