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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

joonie:
you might not believe this but
i figured i should let u know
i just saw jaeseong walking out of a mental therapy office building

Yoongi:
that can't be right
he's in seoul

joonie:
apparently not
maybe he graduated or dropped out
either way i know i wasn't imagining it

Yoongi:
you're 100% sure

joonie:
yes yoongs
i could've followed him or taken a picture but that would've been creepy so i didn't
u believe me tho don't u?

Yoongi:
of course i do
i'm just
thinking...

joonie:
yeah i am too

Yoongi:
didn't think he'd make the decision on his own
but
i guess i'm glad he's getting help

joonie:
ur such a freaking angel

Yoongi:
wtf

joonie:
ur attitude towards him still baffles me yoongs i don't get how u do it

Yoongi:
i already explained to u why

joonie:
i guess so...
but still
you of all ppl would have every right to hate him
after how he's treated u, and that time not too long ago he brought jimin into it..

Yoongi:
like i said
i was pretty sure he had legitimate mental issues
or something..
i only knew jaeseong for his cruel exterior, joon
i don't really
know him
for all i know he could have grown up in an abusive household, or had siblings or friends who made him feel like dirt and caused him to develop some sort of personality disorder

joonie:
...still...

Yoongi:
do u want me to hate him?

joonie:
lol no yoongs that's not it
just sometimes
i really admire u
u know
it's like u command respect without even asking for it, if that makes sense

Yoongi:
i could say the same for u
anyway
why were u near a mental therapy office building joon
are u ok

joonie:
awwww ❤️
yeah lmao i wasn't going there i just happened to be in the area
i was visiting my sister

Yoongi:
oh ok
just checking

joonie:
angel

Yoongi:
stop that
i swear i'll show jin our text conversations he'll get jealous again

joonie:
no it's ok i already told u jin knows ur my side chick

Yoongi:
tf i'm not ur side chick

joonie:
yeah okey,,
oh not to change subjects again but i have a serious question for u

Yoongi:
ok go ahead

joonie:
how do u subtly ask for someone's ring size?

Yoongi:
hold on a second

joonie:
no wait u hold on a second
i just meant,,,
like this is a hypothetical question,,
the thought just popped into my head like-
.
.
.
i literally don't know lol
sorry how would u know,,
i don't know why i asked,,hehe,,

Yoongi:
don't "hehe" ur way out of this
r u actually thinking about asking him to marry u?
like in the near future?

joonie:
well i mean of course at some point
i don't know about near future, but,,
yeah
i was just thinking about it today cuz my sister asked me how jin was doing and when she was gonna be able to meet him or wtvr

Yoongi:
seonji still hasn't met jin?
she'd love him

joonie:
definitely lol
and yeah i guess it just never occurred to me she hasn't met him?
she's been busy anyway tho

Yoongi:
well maybe she'll just have to meet him at ur wedding

joonie:
aw now c'mon yoongs i'm not rushing into it...
it's only been like six months since we started dating

Yoongi:
does time matter?
u love him don't u
not that i'm tryna tell u to ask him to marry u now
just that it doesn't matter how long you've been dating
u ask him when u want to, not when u reach a dating milestone

joonie:
teach me ur ways oh wise lil meow meow

Yoongi:
do not
ever
call me that

joonie:
oh so jimin's allowed but i can't??

Yoongi:
jimin doesn't call me lil meow meow

joonie:
doesn't he call u something similar tho
or at least make reference to it

Yoongi:
...calico cat ?

joonie:
ohemgee yes that
literally a pet name lol u guys are so cute
oh speaking of jimin when r u two getting married?
tomorrow u say???
i shall alert the meme team post haste !

Yoongi:
u sound too much like taehyung i swear he's infecting everyone

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[Taehyung and Yoongi private chat]

taetae:
my martian senses are tingling

Yoongi:
wtf

taetae:
[video sent]

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a/n:
any guesses on which pair is gonna get married first? 🧐