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forty

[mystery gang]

Taetae:
so uhh fun fact of the day I just made out with Jungkook
WAIT I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO JUST JIMINIE
FVK

YourHobi:
WHAT
R U FOR REAL
JUNGKOOK IS THIS FOR REAL

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae I can't believe u...

Handsome_face:
"fun fact of the day"
is that srsly how u begin ur story lmfao
but also whoa
talk about sudden

Joonie:
congrats u 2 I'm assuming this means ur an item now?

Taetae:
IDK
KOOKIE U LEFT B4 SAYING ANYTHING

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae I said "I love you" I thought that would make it clear enough...

Taetae:
WHERES JIMIN

Joonie:
I think he has a shift 2day pal

Taetae:
DARNIT

Chocochip_kookie:
y r u freaking out
look if I didn't make it clear by kissing u I'll ask u outright,,
do u want to be my boyfriend Tae?

Taetae:
FVKJSJG I CANT HANDLE THIS

YourHobi:
cUTe
i mean i knew all along this was gonna happen
u guys are 2 flirty w/o even realizing it,,
but also tELL THE STORY TAETAE
or jungkook
either will do

Chocochip_kookie:
nah i think i'll preserve tae's dignity and not tell u

Taetae:
DIGNITY WHAT DIGNITY
I GOT DRUNK AND EMOTIONAL AND APPARENTLY SAID SOME THINGS OK END OF STORY

Chocochip_kookie:
when r u gonna turn off ur caps lock

Handsome_face:
what did he say jungkook??

Chocochip_kookie:
it's personal so no offense but I'm gonna choose not to say anything :)

Handsome_face:
no offense taken

YourHobi:
thats an evil smiley face

Chocochip_kookie:
y'all can go back to wtvr u were doing now :)

Handsome_face:
but this is way more interesting
btw namjoon where's yoongi
always so late to the convo

Joonie:
true
sometimes idek what he's doing lmao
hold on lemme see if he'll actually respond this time
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
joon i told u i was going to be working this morning

Joonie:
oh thats right
lmao
r u waiting for ur shift to start

Yoongi:
yeah
i've got like seven minutes
so what is it this time
y r u spamming me

Joonie:
get caught up on the convo

Yoongi:
no thanks

YourHobi:
jungkook and taetae are dating now !!

Yoongi:
u mean they weren't already dating ?

Handsome_face:
LMFAO

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
jiminie???
namjoon said u were at work is ur shift done yet??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i just finished, tae
smth wrong?

Taetae:
im guessing u didn't read the messages in the gc

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no, i saw u texted so i opened ur messages first
hold on i'll read them now brb
.
.
.
tae
tAE
KIM TAEHYUNG
THIS ISNT A JOKE RIGHT
IT'S NOT APRIL FOOL'S DAY
OMFVSKAGASDDGJ
AND TO THINK I WAS WORRIED ABOUT U GETTING DRUNK LAST NIGHT
LOOKS LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION LETTING JUNGKOOK PICK U UP

Taetae:
THAT WAS UR DECISION??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WELL HE OFFERED AND I SAID GO AHEAD
BUT FFS TAE I CANT BELIEVE UMADEOUTWITHHIM
CAN I KNOW THE STORY??

Taetae:
ajgkalJAKLJWKkj
okay
okay
u know how u told me that one time to ask jungkook about moonbin
well i did
and he told me he had been avoiding him so i told him he should talk to him to clear things up or wtvr and so he reluctantly took my advice
and then just the other day jungkook told me he found the courage to talk to moonbin
and he learned that apparently moonbin recently broke up with his boyfriend??
and idk i got really scared jiminie and i was afraid now that moonbin was single jungkook would end up getting together with him,,
and so yeah i got invited to bambam's party and i drank my feelings which i've never done and will never do again
but anyway,, apparently i told jungkook everything
flash forward to the next morning
he brings me breakfast
tells me what i said
says 'i love u too'
fVNKN KISSES ME
I SWEAR I CAN STILL FEEL SMTH ON MY LIPS JIMINIE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
excuse me while i go grab some tissues for myself

Taetae:
um no excuse me,, im the one who needs tissues

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
we can share
sO likeeee
how
was it

Taetae:
hot
i mean
no
wait
i am
as in temperature
not fever tho
but
fvk
jimine
*jiminie
he's
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE IT
IT FELT NICE OK
RLY RLY NICE
AND I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD EVER KISSED ANYONE B4 AND HE SAID NO AND I LIED AND SAID ME NEITHER

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae we were both twelve u dont have to count that

Taetae:
yeah y did we do that again?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
a couple of our classmates were bragging about being in a relationship already and then u were like "well screw u guys jiminie and i are closer than you'll ever be" and i was like "yeah u tell them tae" and then u grabbed my face and kissed me

Taetae:
oh yeah
did u get mad at me for that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no lmao i think that's the day i realized i liked boys

Taetae:
oh
uh
listen jiminie
i have a boyfriend now...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae
lmfao
thats not what i was getting at
also yes
yes u do taetae
u have a boyfriend
;)

Taetae:
DONT WINK
IVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND B4 WUT DO I DO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
go on dates 'n stuff
call him and do that cheesy 'no u hang up' thing
be urself
fr tae u don't have to panic
he fell in love w/ ur weird, hilarious self don't feel pressured to act differently now

Taetae:
wow ur the best motivator ever jiminie my nerves just went away

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:))

Taetae:
:))
and now it's ur turn

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?

Taetae:
u know
to make out with Yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE
BABY STEPS PLS I HAVE A FRAGILE HEART

Taetae:
just sayin'