𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿

Incorrect Solar

Mai: *sneezes*
Minji: you're sick?? Heesun do something
Heesun: *panicking*
Heesun: I googled your symptoms and it says you could have internet connectivity problems
Minji: OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE
Mai: ok. I really need you to leave me alone for the next 67 years

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Heesun: *loses the other two in a crowd*
Heesun: good.

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Mai: Hey, are you okay? You look kind of upset.
Minji: the easter bunny is just the church's fursona
Mai: I just remembered why I don't like talking to you

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Heesun: my criminal record?
Heesun: the only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Heesun: haha just kidding! I've killed a man before.

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Jisung: must you always attack me with words?
Mai: want me to use rocks?

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Taeyong: well, I better get going
Minji: would you like to stay for dinner?
Heesun: would you like to stay forever?

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Mai: You guys are back early
Minji: practice rooms haunted
Mai: what
Heesun, loading a nerf gun and walking back to the front door: practice rooms haunted

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Minji, kicks the door open looking panicked:
Mai: what did you do?!
Minji: NOBODY DIED
Heesun: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

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Mai: welcome to Applebees. Would you like the apple or the bees?
Heesun: bees?
Mai: SHE PICKED THE BEES
Minji: *angrily shakes jar of bees*

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Minji: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.
Mai: How so?
Minji: I haven't died yet.

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Heesun: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😔
Chenle: SBEVE 😔

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Heesun: (tapping on the counter)
Jaemin: (tapping back furiously)
Mai: what are they doing?
Jisung: they learned Morse code so they could talk shit without us knowing.
Heesun: .-..- - -... . .-.
Jaemin, out loud: SAY IT TO MY FACE, COWARD
Mai: they sound happy

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