So I heard that some people actually believe the scientific sh*t saying that people need food, water, and shelter to survive. Those are giant LIES that the government is feeding you. Only Jin is allowed to feed you crap, and do you know why? Because BTS is all you need to survive.
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Disclaimer: Don't hate on me I have scoliosis :/
This is a giant joke. If you continue reading (which is what you should do if you want to live a good life) you will get to witness firsthand how self-destructive my 4:00 a.m. ideas are. I hope my mental deficiencies entertain you and that you will learn some valuable life lessons.
Have fun with that.
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BTS Survival Guide
HumorWARNING: this may get too intense for any non-ARMY to handle • ALSO- I will make a cover for this later. I am too busy right now so I saved a picture of the internet. I promise I will make my own cover!