Fujisaki Ai had died in her 15th birthday after 10 years suffered from illness. An archangel, Mallim took pity of her since she saved him before. Upon pleading to God, Mallim managed to make her reincarnated in condition, she would be reincarnated i...
I rub my eyes several times. Did my eyes just broke? Why does my age show as more than 1,000 years old? Am I being phunked?
"Gasu! Gasu! There's an error in my status board!"
* Answer: Positivelynoerror.
"Don't lie! Check it once again! Double check or triple check!!!"
* Answer: Positivelynoerror.
"Are you trying to tell me that my age is 1,000 years old!!!"
*Correction: It's 1,314 yearsold.
"Sh...Shut up!"
How can this be?! It's true that being in dungeon for a long time without stepping outside for once messed up my inner clock so much but I didn't think that 1,000 years has passed!
"Pleeeaaasssee... Gasu-sensei...!!! I don't wanna be an old hag without enjoying my youth!!! 1,000 years old doesn't sound good in my resume...! I don't wanna be called as grandma... At least not yet!!" My pitiful self can only cry and rely on help from Gasu. T^T
*Answer: 1,314 yearsoldisconsideredasyoungbydragonage. Checkyourselfout with lake.
Upon Gasu-sensei's advise, I quickly go to lake and look at my own reflection.
"Ouuhh... I still look very young. 14, no.. 15 years old? It's alright then." --(with carefree look)
But....
"Gasu! Gasu!!! Even though I'm 1,000 years old, why my breast still small? It should be 'dookaaann!!' feel like Mother, considering my age already more than 1,000!!! This breast is only in level 1!"
Ahh... I heard Gasu's sigh just now.
"What are the worthless thing you talking about?" Mother suddenly make an appearance with her level 10 breast. And with a plate of snacks and teas too in her hand.
"I refuse to be in level 1! I should be in level 7 or 8 in this age!"
"Level? What level?" - Mother put the plate on the stone table nearby. And me, just eyeing her jingle jingly asset.
Mom.. That things of yours are the enemy of women!
"That number is fake, I knew it! How can I have while I am your daughter! I shouldn't have this small hill behind Nobita's school!"
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"Nobita?"- Mother
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