Funny Beatles Fanfics I posted on Instagram

Elton John

"Elton, I think I might be gay." I said timidly.

"Oh?" He said as he took a sip of tea.

"I have feelings for someone." I blushed. Shit it was obvious!

"Really?" He grinned.

Shit! He knew it too! What was I supposed to do? I still had Yoko so I couldn't just date him. I could divorce her, she wouldn't be surprised the love we shared had already slipped away.

"Yes, but it's a little complicated, since I'm married to Yoko." I was dancing around the issue with the delicacy of a dying fish.

"Why don't you just scream it John, I know it's me!"

He took another sip of tea before putting the mug on the table. I crossed my arms and looked away from him. I wish I never started this conversation.

"I do..." I said quietly.

"Hmm? What was that?" He said smugly.

"I love you! You fuck!" I yelled.

Elton moved closer to me. He gave me a kiss and then pulled away. He was so fucking cute.

"Still think you're gay?"

I nodded and smiled. Mark Zuckerberg walked into the room with a phone in his hand. Had he recorded us?"

"I own your ass!" He yelled as he walked out the room.