Key:
C= Cream (me)
T= Tigris (my fren)
E= Eve aka Fliff
The squad
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T- I don't like donuts with holes in them.
C- Just eat the donut and put the hole aside.
E- *walking by* What the fuck
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C- I have a plan!
E- Don't worry, the hospital's on speed dial
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E- Graveyards are so creepy!
T- I kno- ow! *knocks g off graveyard sign*
C- *rises from the dead and starts raving*
T- It's a raveyard
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T- So the other day Cream sent me a "get better soon" card
E- Oh that's nice!
T- I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.
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E- Let me see what you have.
C- A knife!
E- NO!
T- Oh my god why does she have a-
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T- I'm really into dark humor.
C, turning off the lights- Hey wanna hear a joke?
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C- So, Tigris asked me if I stole his pencil
C- And I said no.
C- y'know, like a liar
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C- I've only known Tigris for 4 years now
C- But if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone here and then myself.
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E- Why are you making pudding at three in the morning?
C- I have lost control of my life
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T- Haha guys look my phone's on 69%!
C- I hope your phone dies with you.
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E- Tigris, wake up, we need to get going!
T- I don't wanna!
E- The early bird gets the worm! Wait...
C- That's racist
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T- *exists*
C- If it were not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you
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Looks like a cinnamon roll and is one- Tigris irl
Looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you- Cream
Looks like they'll kill you but is a cinnamon roll- Tigris (not irl)
Looks like they'll kill you and will kill you- Sats (Mk II basically)
Precious cinnamon roll, too pure for this world- Tempo lol
Will kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls- Eve I guess???? Kinda???
