Here's a bunch of ways to not die at the hands of Goldie
I felt like making this and plus foreshadowing
1. Don't mess with her potion lab
2. Don't steal her spotlight or attention
3. Don't be an antagonist in a HC fanfic (this works for basically all the authors)
4. Don't be a person showcased on r/iamverysmart or r/entitledparents
5. Don't insult or talk bad about any other authors
6. Don't force your beliefs on her
7. Don't tell her she can't do something. She'll do it and then murder you.
8. Don't be racist or sexist
9. FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING THAT IS HOLY NEVER EVER IN YOUR EXISTENCE HURT OR DISS HER MUFFINS. I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN HERE FOR DAYS AND GOLDIE'S FORGETTING TO FEED ME. -Tigris
That's the first part of the survival guide for my universe. HOLY PINEAPPLE I HAVE 4 DRAFTS SOMEBODY HELP
