Disclaimer
95% of the jokes in this parody abridgement are STOLEN!
Enjoy the other 5%...
...Also, Cinder, The Lunar Chronicles, and all things pertaining thereto are owned by Marissa Meyer and Feiwel & Friends. Please support the official release!
Also also, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE IMAGES USED IN THIS PARODY.
Dedication
To the woman who almost convinced me that splicing a human with a wolf was a practical military solution, and not a furrie's dream career.
Thanks, Marissa.
JE LEEST
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