Julet, Lemonmaid and Ladi Caplet enter
Julet : Whut do I wear Lemunmid?
Lemonmaid : It's Lemonmaid! Why don't you ever get it rite????!!!!!!
Julet : cuz I'm dum. Anyways y do u keep judging me????? I cri cuz u so mean
Lemonmaid : Wow, am I supposed to feel sowwy? Well, fine, I leaf now.
Ladi Caplet : Behav plz Julet, u bean mean to Lemonmid.
Lemonmaid : U TOO????? IT'S LEMONMAID!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU PEEPS EVER GET IT RITE- ugh, watever.
Lemonmaid and Ladi Caplet exit
Julet : Hmm.... wat do I do with this ugly Kale Naked Juice Fryer Laur gave mi?
Should I dronk or naw?
I loaf Romo for some reason butt I don't.
He keel my ugly thicc boi of a cousin which is gud but he creepy.
WAT IF I DYE?
O boi.....
Well, I will dronk this kale naked juice, though lemonade sounds better.... I sleep naow. FOR ROMO!
Julet drinks the kale naked juice and falls on bed
Cue curtains
YOU ARE READING
Romo and Julet - The Official Play | ✓
HumorThis isn't your average Romeo and Juliet. Now, they're chickens. Literally. ---------------------------------- This story was based on the real play, Romeo and Juliet, written by Shakespeare. This version, on the other hand, is a little bit... inter...