ACT 4, SCENE 3

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Julet, Lemonmaid and Ladi Caplet enter

Julet : Whut do I wear Lemunmid?

Lemonmaid : It's Lemonmaid! Why don't you ever get it rite????!!!!!!

Julet : cuz I'm dum. Anyways y do u keep judging me????? I cri cuz u so mean

Lemonmaid : Wow, am I supposed to feel sowwy? Well, fine, I leaf now.

Ladi Caplet : Behav plz Julet, u bean mean to Lemonmid.

Lemonmaid : U TOO????? IT'S LEMONMAID!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU PEEPS EVER GET IT RITE- ugh, watever.

Lemonmaid and Ladi Caplet exit

Julet : Hmm.... wat do I do with this ugly Kale Naked Juice Fryer Laur gave mi?

Should I dronk or naw?

I loaf Romo for some reason butt I don't.

He keel my ugly thicc boi of a cousin which is gud but he creepy.

WAT IF I DYE?

O boi.....

Well, I will dronk this kale naked juice, though lemonade sounds better.... I sleep naow. FOR ROMO!

Julet drinks the kale naked juice and falls on bed

Cue curtains

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