Romo and Julet enter in Julet's room
Julet : Are u goin Romo?
Romo : Ye, I haseth to or I di.
JUlet : U don get yeet
Romo : Leet me di cuz me depressed.
Lemonmaid enters
Julet : Lemomid?
Lemonmaid : IT'S LEMONMAID U BIRD, get it right. Anyways yo mum is coming.
Lemonmaid exits
Romo : Cri ur mum gross, I has to go. Hop to see you soon, or when I ded.
Romo drops down with rope & exits
Ladi Caplet enter
Ladi Caplet : U MAR PARS!
Julet : EW! I cri
Caplet enter
Caplet : U MARI PARSLEY OR I DISOWN U!!!! U ROT IN DA STRETS!!!!!!!!
Ladi Caplet : AY U MAKE HER SOD! LEAVE
Caplet exits
Ladi Caplet : Julet, why cri?
Julet : I lost my loaf of bred
Ladi Caplet : Oki, butt Rumu meen, he Montae.
Julet : (Ladi Caplet can't hear) I hate mi family. I loaf Romo, he noice
Ladi Caplet : Stop crying u baby.
Julet : LEAF NAOW!!!!
Ladi Caplet exits
Julet : I don wanna marry that ugly piece of donkey butt Parsley. Butt if I don't, I become a weeaboo.
Julet exits
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Romo and Julet - The Official Play | ✓
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