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Me: *wakes up hugging Karim* Cream wake up I need food

Karim: *cuddles into my side* no Foxes need sleep

Me: your not a fox Cream

Karim: I know I'm not, you are *puts hand over my face* now sleep baby fox

Me: *yells* KARIM GET YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I GET LUKE IN HERE

Karim: I'm up I'm up fucking hell

Me: get off of me whipped cream *takes Karims hat* *pushes Karim off of me and runs*

Karim: *runs after me* LIZZZZYYYY GIVE IT BAAACK

Me: you know that they *motions to you* can't see you

Karim: give me my hat back baby fox

Me: fine *throws hat at a half asleep patty* PATRICK RUN

Patty: what *looks at hat* OH *runs into the living room*

Me: okay well I didn't properly introduce the begginging of this chapter because of my "mother fox" (Karim) well hello welcome to another chapter of *voice goes low* youtube game show

Jason: MY BABY *runs up and picks me up*

Me: um jason I'm not your baby.

Jason: CREAM SAID YOU WERE MY BABY FOX

Me: CREAM I mean MOTHER FOX

Karim: why am I the mother

Me: because you made me baby fox

Karim: fine well now is a good time to tell you that your have siblings

Me: who are they

Karim: Patrick and Dottie

Me: Well now we are just one big family *pulls jason and Karim into a hug*

*dottie and patty walk in the room*

Patty: um okay?

Me: BROTHER FOX *tackles patty*

Jason: BABY FOX *tackles dottie*

Karim: MOTHER FOX *hugs himself*

Me: *gets off of patty* MOTHER FOX *hugs karim*

*damon walks in*

Me: UNCLE FOX

Damon: GET HER OFF OF ME!

Karim: baby fox get off of uncle fox

Me: fine mother fox * let's go of damon*

Damon: why am I a fox

Me: CAUSE WE ARE ALL FOXES EXEPT ALFIE! ALFIE IS A BUNNY!

Alfie: what drugs is this girl on?

Me: surprisingly none.

Alfie: how do you come up with this shit

Me: BECAUSE I AM A FABULUSH PANSEXUAL LADY MOTHER FUCKER

Alfie: okay I think this chapter can be over now

Me: fine only cause I'm lazy. Comment shit and vote and shit and comment if you want me to add you into the story (I'm doing that now) and all that shit. See yo next time beautiful potatoes

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