Me: okay I'm back I have wifi again in my house.
Dottie: did you fuck a duck already
Me: not yet but patty might have
Patty: I might have
Me: well we didn't have anyone want to be the buzzer so I'm just going to add another one of my friends
Andrew: can it be Emily cause she's the only friend you have that I know
Me: don't you worry your pretty little eyes and let me announce her.
Andrew: so it's a girl
Me: yes it's a girl
Andrew: well you don't have many friends that are girls and I think all the friends that are girls are here besides Emily
Me: GIVE IT UP FOR EMILY AND KAYLA
Emily: did you miss me Andrew
Kayla: did you miss me most Andrew
Me: HE DIDNT MISS ANY OF YOU NPW ASK THE GOD DAMN QUESTIONS
Emily: *whispers to me* is that zoella oh my god if that is zoella I'm going to punch you
Me: *whispers to emily* well punch me because Zoe is standing right there and if you want you can stay in the room she is staying in
Emily: *punches me as hard as she can* OH MY GOD YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
Me: I feel so loved now ask the god damn questions
Kayla: THE FIRST QUESTION IS...
Emily: how many followers does patty walters have on Instagram
Damon: *hits buzzer*
Patty: 111k
Emily: THAT IS CORRECT
Kayla: *pulls out chalk board* *puts a tally next to Andrews team* AND YHE NEXT QUESTION IS....
Emily: what mic do most youtubers use that has a name like a gun
Nick: *smashes trumpet on the ground* A SHOTGUN MIC
Emily: CORRECT
Kayla: *writes tally next to my team* and there is a tie so far
Patty: CAN WE PLAY MUSIC
Me: way ahead of you *plugs in iPod* *presses shuffle* *stereotypes song comes on*
Me and Fernando: I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE, JAPANESE LOVE TENTICAL PORN
Kayla: BITCHES SHUT YO FACE
Me and Fernando: FUCK A DUCK
me: okay emeweewee read the next question
Emily: who is Lizzy's favorite youtuber?
Nick: *slams trumpet on the ground* ME
Emily: nope
Damon: *plays the flute* BITCH IS IT ME
Emily: nope, it's *drum roll* PATTY WALTERS
Patty: IN YO FACE MOTHER FUCKERS
Kayla: so no points for either group?
Me: NOPE
Kayla: THE NEXT QUESTION IS...
Emily: who is my favorite youtuber
Me: I didn't put that on the cards
Emily: WELL I DID
Nick: *throws trumpet on the ground* ZOE SUGG
Emily: YUP
Kayla: *puts point next to my group* LAST QUESTION IS....
Emily: what is a vlogger
Damon: *plays flute* SOMEONE WHO VLOGS
Kayla: *puts mark next to Andrews team* okay now me and em are going to count them
Me: PATTY ITS TIME FOR YOU AND ME TO GO FUCK SOME DUCKS
Patty: OR WE COULD MAKE VEGAN PIZZA
Me: THAT WORKS TO
Me and patty: *run into the kitchen*
Kayla and Emily: *counts points*
Youtubers: *talks about how stupid I am*
Me: WELL THATS IT FOR THIS CHAPTER MOTHER FUCKERS... I mean fabulous potatoes. Well next chapter we will have all the points counted up. You can probably do that yourself but I don't want to right now so I will put that in the next chapter.
Patty: THE PIZZA IS GOING TO BURN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE LIZZY
Me: okayigottagoseeyalaterbyemyfabulouspotatoes *runs back into kitchen*
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FanfictionGive me questions and stuff that you want me to make your favorite youtubers do. I don't write smut so non of that (sorry not sorry). The youtubers are Jason (veeoneeye) Damon (dfizzy) Patty walters Dottie (thisbedottie) Johnnie guilbert Zoe (zoell...