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Me: okay I'm back I have wifi again in my house.

Dottie: did you fuck a duck already

Me: not yet but patty might have

Patty: I might have

Me: well we didn't have anyone want to be the buzzer so I'm just going to add another one of my friends

Andrew: can it be Emily cause she's the only friend you have that I know

Me: don't you worry your pretty little eyes and let me announce her.

Andrew: so it's a girl

Me: yes it's a girl

Andrew: well you don't have many friends that are girls and I think all the friends that are girls are here besides Emily

Me: GIVE IT UP FOR EMILY AND KAYLA

Emily: did you miss me Andrew

Kayla: did you miss me most Andrew

Me: HE DIDNT MISS ANY OF YOU NPW ASK THE GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Emily: *whispers to me* is that zoella oh my god if that is zoella I'm going to punch you

Me: *whispers to emily* well punch me because Zoe is standing right there and if you want you can stay in the room she is staying in

Emily: *punches me as hard as she can* OH MY GOD YOURE MY BEST FRIEND

Me: I feel so loved now ask the god damn questions

Kayla: THE FIRST QUESTION IS...

Emily: how many followers does patty walters have on Instagram

Damon: *hits buzzer*

Patty: 111k

Emily: THAT IS CORRECT

Kayla: *pulls out chalk board* *puts a tally next to Andrews team* AND YHE NEXT QUESTION IS....

Emily: what mic do most youtubers use that has a name like a gun

Nick: *smashes trumpet on the ground* A SHOTGUN MIC

Emily: CORRECT

Kayla: *writes tally next to my team* and there is a tie so far

Patty: CAN WE PLAY MUSIC

Me: way ahead of you *plugs in iPod* *presses shuffle* *stereotypes song comes on*

Me and Fernando: I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE, JAPANESE LOVE TENTICAL PORN

Kayla: BITCHES SHUT YO FACE

Me and Fernando: FUCK A DUCK

me: okay emeweewee read the next question

Emily: who is Lizzy's favorite youtuber?

Nick: *slams trumpet on the ground* ME

Emily: nope

Damon: *plays the flute* BITCH IS IT ME

Emily: nope, it's *drum roll* PATTY WALTERS

Patty: IN YO FACE MOTHER FUCKERS

Kayla: so no points for either group?

Me: NOPE

Kayla: THE NEXT QUESTION IS...

Emily: who is my favorite youtuber

Me: I didn't put that on the cards

Emily: WELL I DID

Nick: *throws trumpet on the ground* ZOE SUGG

Emily: YUP

Kayla: *puts point next to my group* LAST QUESTION IS....

Emily: what is a vlogger

Damon: *plays flute* SOMEONE WHO VLOGS

Kayla: *puts mark next to Andrews team* okay now me and em are going to count them

Me: PATTY ITS TIME FOR YOU AND ME TO GO FUCK SOME DUCKS

Patty: OR WE COULD MAKE VEGAN PIZZA

Me: THAT WORKS TO

Me and patty: *run into the kitchen*

Kayla and Emily: *counts points*

Youtubers: *talks about how stupid I am*

Me: WELL THATS IT FOR THIS CHAPTER MOTHER FUCKERS... I mean fabulous potatoes. Well next chapter we will have all the points counted up. You can probably do that yourself but I don't want to right now so I will put that in the next chapter.

Patty: THE PIZZA IS GOING TO BURN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE LIZZY

Me: okayigottagoseeyalaterbyemyfabulouspotatoes *runs back into kitchen*

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